What’s the truth we’re merging with another airline....

Nope, and it's not the hats either <- though that is funny

Let's just say they feel like a certain recent spike in events is our fault, even though it clearly is not. This created emotions up top which gave the cost argument merit.

It’s funny seeing all the different reasons people think we don’t have them yet or will ever get them. The reason was a D measuring contest between the union and BB. All over wanting to get rid of the Trench coat and a certain president that wanted to keep it so his legs wouldn’t get cold on a walk around. So forward movement stopped.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Irritating

Which President?

I’m sorry I just don’t see what’s wrong with the status quo, if it’s not broke don’t fix it.

Agreed. My personal preference is status quo.

I like our uniform, I wouldn’t mind an updated tie and wings on the shirt though. I thought the tech jacket would have been optional so they wouldn’t have to buy everyone a new one. But I guess they would have to supply wings, shirts, and ties. That shouldn’t be too expensive.
I’m guessing at this point I’m safe to order some new shirts for summer.

Agreed...unless BB buys a uniform company, I don’t see the den of thieves plunking down serious pesos for goofy shells, shirts with holes for dingaling wings, and caps only sought by the Rogaine crowd......

So basically, what you're saying is they don't want toupee for that.