Airline life at FedEx is waaaaaaaaaaaay easier and more lucrative than mil life.

This is one of those questions best answered by people who have flown military and FedEx. I mean, if you haven’t actually done both, how would you know? So I agree with your assessment. 23 years in the military. 18 years at FedEx. No comparison. And I couldn’t be happier to say it. I’ve never had an easier and better paying job than my FedEx job. Yay me. I can be thick and slow, but I know a good thing when I’m living it.
Important disclaimer. That doesn’t mean I am not cleared in hot to ***** about every part of my FedEx life. Sport *****ing is assumed, completely accurate and fully justified.