Alright, you guys have made your point, loud and clear. I'll get him a pair of leather pants to go with the dang messenger bag! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Or maybe I should just get him one of TonyC's Aerospace watches from WalMart. This way, he'll think he's a fancy airline pilot who's a legend in his own mind.
And if you all keep it up, I'll get each of you your very own Hello Kitty backpack, matching flip flops, and color coordinating thongs.