So so true!! The worst part of commuting. You nailed it!!

“Alright...I’ll let you know”
-every gate agent, right after handing badge back to you

Omniscient,
Yes, indeed. The ones who engage with you with a sense of compassion and understanding have no idea how appreciated they are.

Welp, here's today's. It's Monday, hope ya'll have a good week! I fly a 3 day starting today, yay.
Fly safe!
GK,

https://www.coffeeandpretzels.com/

That was honestly very clever, nicely done sir.

Deathwish,
Thanks. Ain't gonna lie, was a little nervous posting this one, you never know in this day and age, but if you loose your sense of humor, well I'm sorry then. But a friend of mine who's a JW chuckled and gave me the thumbs up, so I rolled with it. Good Times.

Fly safe out there everyone, start a 3 day tomorrow, sigh....

-GK

That’s exactly why I posted; it’s important to be able to make harmless jokes with each other and to laugh at ourselves once in a while. Being offended is a choice, and it is just as easy to choose not to be as well. You have a solid track record of clever and harmless funnies to back up your intent. No one can honestly come on here and say that was offensive, or that you meant to hurt anybody with it.