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I flew with one of those recently. I was like dude, how do you exist?
And yes, he was pretty weird.

I used to fly night cargo and I dont drink coffee. We do exist and we're out there

Several years ago this guy in the crashpad was having heart palpitations. Went to the doctor. During the examination doctor asks him how much coffee he drinks.

He says "I'm an airline pilot. So... all of it? Coffee is a food group"

Doc says before we go nuts with tests and specialists and whatnot, do me a favor and cut out caffeine for two weeks and then come back and see me.

A week later, no more palpitations. He doesn't drink coffee (or caffeinated soft drinks) anymore. Sucks sometimes on early AMs or late PMs, but beats the alternative I suspect..

It's funny, I switched mostly to decaf to help with blood pressure, and after the two weeks of crushing headaches from the caffeine withdrawal, I don't miss it. I realized that it's the ritual, the hot cup in my hand, and the taste that I like, not really the caffeine. I might do an occasional cup when I'm crazy enough to do an AM, but otherwise I really haven't needed or craved it once I got it out of my system.

What’s the next thing you’re going to publicly admit to? Owning a Miata?

I once open mouth kissed a horse

Well, we all had our experimental college days, eh?

Or maybe a MAF overnight? :D

Somebody has to like liver n onions…