I'm so broke on first year pay.....
 

I'm so broke on first year pay I've taken out a second 401K loan to make payments on the first one.

I want to hear your I'm so broke stories from year 1 pay. Go!

Great financial planning

It's a joke dude. Kind of like the "your mommas so fat...." jokes.

I'm so broke on first year pay.....
 

What's a 1st year FO and a small pizza have in common?

Neither one of them can feed a family of four.




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When I was younger, I decided to make a living as an airline pilot. I still hope to one day.

I'm so broke on first year fo pay a tornado hit my apartment and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvements

Was first year pay a surprise to you, or were you absent from day one of basic indoc?

Didn't you conduct a financial study based on your situation before you accepted the job?

Too bad... gotta an issue grab a tissue.

Seriously?? It was a joke.

Oh... i guess its one of those be there jokes?:rolleyes:

Ignore him. He excels at being condescending.

I'm so broke on first year pay my toilet paper consists of individually wrapped angel soft, charmin, scott, ultra thin 1000....

Your mom brags to her friends that ur an airline pilot but doesnt mention you ask for money all the time.

Our FOs are so broke, van drivers give THEM a dollar.

Who cares? Bobby Two Scoops says they come for the fast upgrade anyways; they'll make up for lost income opportunities when they catch up to Legacy FO pay...

First year FO's with kids can qualify for state assistance in many states. That is not a joke...

These jokes all apply to second year too, right?

Let's not forget that panhandlers give Spirit FO's some change.

I had an FO miss a radio call because he was so broke he couldn't afford to pay attention.

I'm so broke as a captain I made $56,000 less than a friend of mine who is a 4th year Southwest FO.

If you're broke while working full time as a pilot, it is because you are living beyond your means. :rolleyes:

So serious

So damn broke, gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

I was so broke as a first year fo that if Spirit charged us to use the lavs, I would've had it running down both legs.

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I was so broke in first year pay that it took me a year to make what my CEO makes in a day.

Thank you for putting that image in my head..... :mad:

I just spit coffee....
That's hilarious.

Was thrown out of the house when the wife smelled food on my breath.

I got a letter telling me I was pre-rejected for the Spirit credit card.

I had to drop all my green R days and deliver pizza just to pay the bills.

Got a speeding ticket. Judge sentenced the community to perform 8 hours of service for me.

Waaaaa
 

Mesa first year FO =take home 400 a week
Money? What's that?

Not any more

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Mesa E175 FO's are getting a bonus that'll be higher than the entire year 1 Salary of a Spirit FO. :eek:

How long does this take? 12 year plan?

Hey, you were only trying to make your sign in time. :D

I'm so broke I mow my neighbors' yards on my days off. My neighbor called me everyday since the beginning of may asking if I was coming to mow. I stated on a recorded line that I'd love to come mow but it to the point that I'm being threatened with illegal work action at spirit for not picking up trips on my days off.

My neighbors then filed for their own TRO. I now have two court orders stating I have to mow during the days and pick up red eyes at night. See my kids- never! The operation must be restored!

I'd focus on your lawn business. There is more money in that.

I was so broke on first year pay that I would see how many Smart Carts I could round up on my way out to catch the van.