I'll sell some MLM pyramid scheme crap to go broke. Or just continue to troll APC. Not sure which I prefer.

Finally get my WASDs up to par and go pro gaming league. Retire after a couple of years to a house in a fly in community.

I’ve found the perfect cave, now I’m working on becoming an artist.

Yeah well he’s better than that ‘no talent’ assclown Michael Bolton.

I’ll be taking all my sweet monies and investing in bitcoins! Then when im good and rich, I’ll invest in Prestige World Wide, buy us all some boats and hoes and buy a small chunk of land in Nantucket Island

Hey now. He was one of the best TPS processors I've ever l seen

I celebrate his entire catalog.

The singer. Not the nerd.

I’ve been following the news almost 24/7, so I’ve been knocking on funeral home doors. Today I have secured a paid mortician internship. I have a 4 year degree, so i’m qualified to participate in a fast tracked licensing program. Im being told I’m getting in the business before the wave of dead bodies role in. I’m predicting plenty of open time body prep pick ups for me.

RSW Y list body prep $$$$

Double post

I’ll collect all the unemployment due me. 18 months worth.

I just clipped an ad for a hot towel boy in a local cat house. Should I wear my dark suit with the red tie for the interview?

yellow tie.

Does anyone know if there is a deadline for us to accept the money?


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Not too sure about the tie, but make sure you emphasize your expertise working the mop bucket/wringer combination from when you were the clean-up man at the $.25 peep shows in NYC.

Not sure about deadline, but looks like the deal is just about done.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronav...avu-story.html

Furlough plans?
 

That’s great but Ted said the same thing last week.....so I’m not counting it as a done deal yet.


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I don’t know about you guys but with my time off I’m gonna finally get to watch every episode of According to Jim.

All my other furlough plans started with a bean bag and a big bag o Cheetos....

Was it a hairy bean bag?!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN22301Z

Today I’ve elected to under go a reverse Michael Jackson color change with an add on gender reassignment surgery. If all goes well, I’ll lobby Biden to pick me as his running mate. If I win, well, I won’t have to worry about open time anymore. My wife tells me this won’t work since Biden is picking Michelle Obama.

OMG like how many times I got to hit you with a, "it's you're." lol

Joe and MO? Hahahaha!

I wonder if MO is gonna rub his leg hair ?

If furloughed I'm taking out 100k penalty free 401k money and having the time of my life. Hookers and blow, not thinking about getting another job. Being able to smoke some green, kinda just going to suck off the system like a Democrat.

Sounds like your ready to party with the ALMOST-Florida Governor Democrat:

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...241165641.html

Nothing like police walking in on your gay 3 way orgy with alcohol and meth in the room! Now that's a party!

I am going to start replying to those emails that notify me that I have just inherited 600 million dollars and they just need my banking info. All I need is one to come through.