Furlough plans?
 

Hopefully we won’t, but if some of us were to be furloughed on October 1st what would you do? I am considering the follow:

1. Going back to flight instructing.

2. Selling my house and car and buying a boat. I will live in it and fish all day, drink beer all night.

3. Move to Alaska live in a wood cabin, and become a Moose hunting guide.

4. Work at a call center selling time shares.

Thoughts?

Law enforcement

construction/equipment operator

car sales

local railroad

Why October 1st?

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Become an illegal immigrant and move to California.

and get some of that $125,000,000 they are giving out to illegals......laughable

I’ll just take on more hit jobs. I’m thinking people will be putting out more hits if it goes to crap. Granted I’ll have to charge less and work more, but at least it’s something.

Back to gigolo work, and maybe moonlight at Cirque du Soleil.

Drive a hotel van and always be late picking up crews. Talk/text on my phone, drive with one hand and my seatbelt off. Park on the wrong level and not care my van smells like ass. But most importantly, always late.

but most of all expecting a tip even if your extremely late.

Haha!! Numbers 1 & 3 are DOA. Cities and States are signing their own death warrants by guaranteeing they receive no tax revenue and the odds of someone running out and buying a car are, well, sporting . I imagine the owner of your local Ford house will be at the personnel office of the same dozer company you're planning to hitch onto by the end of next week.

I plan on working for the soon to be only game in town. Federal Agent in Charge of breaking up family holiday dinners.

I'll just do what's sensible. I'm gonna file for unemployment and apply for a job at Enterprise Rent a Car. Because they have an excellent corporate structure. And they, they give you the tools to be your own boss.

Get Prestige Worldwide going again. Investors????

Boats and hoes

I'll consider going back to selling crack

Get a job at Kramerica Industries

I’m a gonna move to Omaha, befriend Warren Buffet, become a billionaire, buy lotsa jets and hire fellow yellow furloughs to fly them all over the world for fun😂

Entertainment 720

You'll find me at the railroad LOL.

I'm looking good, got a luscious V ofhair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.

Pizza Hut is hiring delivery drivers.

I’m going to start a Miata tuning shop. Market is limitless

I've got an in working as a pool boy down in Dade county

AAaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!! DAMN that sporty ‘feeling’ car!!!!!
My 911 order will happen! It’s just been postponed....

Step 1: Join “Players Club” at Station Casinos in Vegas.
Step 2: Take my complimentary $20 bucks worth of table action (included when you sign up) and parlay that into a 7-figure grubstake.
Step 3: Retire like a baller.

I can’t believe someone hasn’t posted it...
I’m totally ripping off the gnomes....

Buying and flipping energy properties


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Especially in ATL...

Getting back into the porn business. Being a little heavier now there is a market for fat porn stars lately.

I’ll be in a van, down by the river

I can taste it, ketchup and onions. On second thought those tuxedos are kinda messed up.

Maybe I’ll be a time traveler. Pick up a few million people from 200 years ago and release them into the current population with blunt objects to beat some sense back into us.

I breaking out my red Swingline and putting apps out. It's the only 747 I'm qualified to operate.

But damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

where dreams come...they come true

Ridin’ around town in my drop top Benz hittin’ switches in my black ‘64.

Yeah well...80s Billy Joel doowop sucks!


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Silly rabbit, you can't tune a non sports car.

LOL!!!!!
Love it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tinder.... all day