More 797 details
 

https://www.investors.com/news/boeing-797-two-planes-engine-prosposals-ge/

Is the fart neutralizer standard or a customer option?

Same as the activated carbon inserts on the floor for stinky stocking feet.

I put my feet on the footrests, so....

So it’s going to have two engines and be more fuel efficient... IF they build it, ground breaking. Meanwhile we need a 757 replacement now.

https://airwaysmag.com/wp-content/up...-680x365_c.jpg

Haven't you heard?

“We save $2m a year with every 757 replaced by a 737!”

Notice we don’t hear that anymore and the ones that said it have all been fired.

Ha! True dat.

Still being repeated in the cockpit, err flight deck. Truuuuussst me.

Guppy Pilot Syndrome. Its like a Napoleon Complex, but for pilots who fly guppies. Gotta keep convincing themselves that the guppy is saving United.