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tomgoodman 01-28-2019 07:51 AM

Becoming a mugger
 
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand. :o

cal73 01-28-2019 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by tomgoodman (Post 2751492)
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand. :o



I must simply say that I laughed out loud at that. Nice one! Cheers


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full of luv 01-28-2019 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by full of luv (Post 2751400)
Nice, well I fly to Lima often on Delta and I think y’all have been “fake news’d“. Hotel is nice and takes security seriously. They have a casino as well.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.

Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.

There was a pilot mugged in BA right outside the hotel there (about a block away) about 6 months ago. Not a whole crew.

BMEP100 01-28-2019 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by full of luv (Post 2751400)
Nice, well I fly to Lima often on Delta and I think y’all have been “fake news’d“. Hotel is nice and takes security seriously. They have a casino as well.
This is our modern culture though. Take some rumor and let vulgarity fly. Kansas Catholic boys had the most public case of it recently.

Don’t let PS envy ruin your impression of fellow professional aviators. Perhaps a “Deltoid Puss” stole your wife or ran over your dog, but there are over 14,500 more of them that didn’t do that to you. Overall we’re all pilots subject to the good and bad decisions of our Mgmt.


Oh, touchy. Loosen up that double breasted girdle and take a joke.

Guppydriver95 01-31-2019 08:18 AM


Originally Posted by BMEP100 (Post 2751774)
Oh, touchy. Loosen up that double breasted girdle and take a joke.

Thread drift.... I used to give my Delta buds a hard time about the double breasted horse blanket, but after seeing what our management clowns are proposing we wear, I think I’ll keep my mouth shut going forward. Lol.

savedbythevnav 01-31-2019 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomgoodman (Post 2751492)
Old story: Somebody ran up behind a pilot, bumped into him, and kept going. Pilot notices his wallet is missing and chases guy, who trips and falls, choking him.
“Gimme that wallet!”
“OK, OK!”
Pilot triumphantly returns to hotel room, and sees his wallet on the nightstand. :o

I spit my coffee out on that one :D


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