How f the uniforms and keep your scope!!!

Alaska shows off theirs.

Good gawd I hope ours don't look like that...

Yep. They look like hell. Particularly those with the brown leather and shades. If some pilots would just leave the "this is so cool" factor alone, we all might just make a hell of a lot more money. :(

Love that school-yard flasher jacket on the female on the right...

I saw that Alaska pic a few weeks ago. I honestly thought it was an “Onionesque” spoof...then realized it was REAL.

Those are truly the most God-awful pilot uniforms I have ever seen. Better-looking models wouldn't have made them better...and I’ve seen a number of our pilots whose physical attributes would earn a moniker of “MTOG Wide-body.”

I think “flasher-woman” is showing how the trenchcoat covers if you are preggers.....

I pray ours do not take “1st Prize” in the Alaska Airlines Fashion Competition.

Nice double pockets on the goof in the middle.

It's all about the shoes. The purse has to match the shoes!

I'm not a leather jacket owner but I like their new brown leather jackets. Their new uniform stripes look better than ours. I don't think their new uni's look horrible. Some of the individual pieces do but the base uniform looks ok IMO.

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