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Originally Posted by SoCalGuy (Post 1256921)

BTW....I heard that captain abbott asked this Leopard for a sick note, didn't workout too well....
True Story.
Don't Poke an Angry Leopard with a Stick - YouTube

How about going to a Vet and asking them to give you a note saying you are as sick as a dog. Works for me.

Could probably use this guy

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And I'd make sure the note stressed the seriousness and how contagious the disease was, and that anyone who has been in contact with you will need to supply a stool sample.

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Originally Posted by oldmako (Post 1256899)

If James 'roids' are acting up, he's not going to work and he sure as hell isn't going to the doctor. Or a runny nose, or lack of sleep last night due noisy crack heads next door. Who are they kidding?

I guess its only the 10000 pilots who figured that maybe a guy aged 64 might not be up to flying a full schedule without calling in sick now and then?

They didn't have the planes to fly the summer schedule. They didn't have the spares for the planes that they did have. They didn't, and still don't have the pilot manning right. They've been begging all summer for guys to defy gravity on their days off. They completely blew the whole SHARES debacle with stone age technology and minimal training and implementation. They oversell more flights than any other airline by far and lead the league in angry pax. They illegally dispatch planes and get incensed when a pilot refuses to fly it.

This place gets more patheticker every day. James needs a cocktail.

You tell 'em, James! Sing it loud!