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This is awesome! I've flown with ALL these guys!
94. Farts constantly and acts as though the cockpit always has that colo-rectal bouquet. (I KNOW when my beeper goes off...who is he kidding?) 95. Gets PO'd at 10,000' on a smooth as glass redeye when I wind the IAS knob up. 96. Tells you how rough he had it during his 2 years and 3 months as an F/O. 97. Tells you that your 15,000 hours PIC in the regional's means nothing because, "You haven't flown IN COMBAT!" Then you find out he never has either. Clueless in Seattle. 98. Hangs all over your girlfriend / wife when she joins you on a long, decent layover. 99. Hangs out at the podium and then in first class handing out his Captain Johnny Wad cards while you do everything, then wants YOU to rush through crap so he can haul a$$ and single engine taxi WHILE the company is taking you to court and your contract is 4 years overdue. Clueless in Dulles. 100. Blissfully looks the other way while taking it up the poop chute from Mother U but then wants to GIVE EVEN MORE at every opportunity. His chute is pre-lubed! Why, he's MARVIN MOONSHOT! |
101. Eats sardines in the cockpit and pours the scraps in the trashbag.
102. Hangs his stinking workout clothes in the cockpit to dry out....really |
this thread made my day =)
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This past summer in IAH taxiing to 15L ground instructs us to follow company ahead of us to 15L. My FO replies "understand you want us to follow the aircraft doing a single engine taxi?" The other FO replies "yes that would be us save me please." Ground controller, after he stops laughing, says hmm I think you guys got it.
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103. Having a fed in the jumpseat tell a scab the only way scabs can get a job at the majors is "to cross a picket line because they aren't good enough to get it the normal way." God is my witness.
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Originally Posted by oldmako
(Post 1344232)
This is awesome! I've flown with ALL these guys!
94. Farts constantly and acts as though the cockpit always has that colo-rectal bouquet. (I KNOW when my beeper goes off...who is he kidding?) 95. Gets PO'd at 10,000' on a smooth as glass redeye when I wind the IAS knob up. 96. Tells you how rough he had it during his 2 years and 3 months as an F/O. 97. Tells you that your 15,000 hours PIC in the regional's means nothing because, "You haven't flown IN COMBAT!" Then you find out he never has either. Clueless in Seattle. 98. Hangs all over your girlfriend / wife when she joins you on a long, decent layover. 99. Hangs out at the podium and then in first class handing out his Captain Johnny Wad cards while you do everything, then wants YOU to rush through crap so he can haul a$$ and single engine taxi WHILE the company is taking you to court and your contract is 4 years overdue. Clueless in Dulles. 100. Blissfully looks the other way while taking it up the poop chute from Mother U but then wants to GIVE EVEN MORE at every opportunity. His chute is pre-lubed! Why, he's MARVIN MOONSHOT! |
Originally Posted by oldmako
(Post 1344232)
This is awesome! I've flown with ALL these guys!
94. Farts constantly and acts as though the cockpit always has that colo-rectal bouquet. (I KNOW when my beeper goes off...who is he kidding?) 95. Gets PO'd at 10,000' on a smooth as glass redeye when I wind the IAS knob up. 96. Tells you how rough he had it during his 2 years and 3 months as an F/O. 97. Tells you that your 15,000 hours PIC in the regional's means nothing because, "You haven't flown IN COMBAT!" Then you find out he never has either. Clueless in Seattle. 98. Hangs all over your girlfriend / wife when she joins you on a long, decent layover. 99. Hangs out at the podium and then in first class handing out his Captain Johnny Wad cards while you do everything, then wants YOU to rush through crap so he can haul a$$ and single engine taxi WHILE the company is taking you to court and your contract is 4 years overdue. Clueless in Dulles. 100. Blissfully looks the other way while taking it up the poop chute from Mother U but then wants to GIVE EVEN MORE at every opportunity. His chute is pre-lubed! Why, he's MARVIN MOONSHOT! MARVIN MOONSHOT....I JUST SHOT MY MOJITO THROUGH MY NOSE! 101......Could care less about "LOA-25" as it doesn't have anything to do with him, and of course I will have time to make it up with my extra 5 years past age 60. |
Originally Posted by Sonny Crockett
(Post 1344370)
MARVIN MOONSHOT....I JUST SHOT MY MOJITO THROUGH MY NOSE!
As you and I know, James is the dude. |
Originally Posted by SpecialTracking
(Post 1344396)
Sonny,
As you and I know, James is the dude. |
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