32. Lowest running avg sick bank total.
33. Most visits to CLR "charm school."
34. Number of bags attached to your suitcase.
35. Most number crewmeals expensed
36. Number of $ bills borrowed for tip money, and never repaid.
37. Number of hours/minutes you can go without talking smack about this crap career in the cockpit.
38. Highest number of personal bankruptcy filings.
39. Most sick calls in a year

40. Most worthless ******* brought back from China to give people as a reminder that he "flies the big jets to Asia."

41. Most copies of Boating magazine even when they don't have a pot to **** in.

42. Most idiotic demands in restaurants where they have no idea what the f you are talking about because it's a "texas" thing.

Finally, something interesting to make it worth reading this thread.

Thanks James.

James, like The Dude, abides.

43. The number of times a crackhead, tool capt tells you to ask a really stupid question over the radio.
44. The number of times you can say "guppy" in one flight. ;)
45. The number of legs the "lithium liner" will fly in the next six months.
46. The number of times Mr. Flibs will say "game changer" in the next six months.

47. The number of times you wear your uniform pants and/or shoes out to dinner.

I win, I win, I win!!!!!!

Thread drift,
And for extra credit, what movie, and who said this, "Oh pick me, OOOhh, pick me!!"

48. Number of times Smallsack will use the word "synergy" in a 5 minute conversation, and then make the same number of excuses for why the company can't seem to meet its' performance or financial target metrics.

49. The number of slick ties you see in a day.
50. The number of times you hear, "good morning captain, do we have a problem?"
51. The number of times you will hear, "it's legal and safe."

Animal House...Flounder?