Not a dry eye in the house...
 

Just passing this along:

Retiring United pilot reflects on state of the industry - Business - NorthJersey.com

Why is he standing all gangsta like?

Wear the wrong color, your life could end
Homicide's my favorite venue

Colors Colors

Ice T

Excellent.

To the right of this very thread is this advertisement. This pilot absolutely does not look old enough to replace this retiree with "immediate access to the left seat." Looks like a kid wearing mom's uniform. Geez I'm getting old!

1. She's not a pilot; she's a model.

2. She's about 20.

3. They said "put on this uniform." Look at the sleeves.....unless she has two elbows on each arm, her hands don't even reach the ends of the sleeves! :p

needs to be tailored… unless she has gorilla arms...

Isn't he the Ask the Captain guy in the United inflight magazine? Who's gonna take over that?

Adios to Member 12 of the secret society of Friend of Fred.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What he said!