I've seen a lot of money spent to fly a roll of U-2 film out for development. I was at a location once that had very spotty comm. They flew in an airplane with one airman and a portable satellite comm system to get us back up and running. It was pretty impressive.

Sorry about the loss of your coin HercDriver.

 

Those look like MiGs!

 

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bull****.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

 

Ok, it's starting to get a little gay in here now...

FYI, if you get an AF fighter slot, don't quote Top Gun unless ragging on a Navy pilot in your presence.

 

Yes - you'll look MUCH cooler if you quote Iron Eagle or Stealth

USMCFLYR

 

And I was planning on opening with a Top Gun monologue at the interview, too....

 

No, that's even worse but wasn't going on here...yet.

 

And for what its worth, I copied and pasted that. God help me if I had actually known that by heart...

 

I know man, just bustin your balls a little.