If every pilot were like Toilet Duck:
1-There would be no retirement age. 65 would be considered your prime.
2-The FAA would approve single pilot operations
3-Autopilots would be removed. Why have them when you can do it better yourself?...
4-During an FAA route check, the pilot would be critiquing the FAA
5-Passengers would pay obscene amounts of money just to be in your presence.
6-There would be no need for EFB's or Ship Kits because every approach would be memorized.
7-Controllers would be allowed to sleep. I mean, really... When you're that good, who needs them anyway?
8-The seatbelt sign would always come on BEFORE it gets bumpy.
9-You could MEL a missing crash axe because your spurs on your cowboy boots can get the job done just as good.
10-Pilots would be asking management for concessions
