I'm getting ready to sell my house in VA and stand to make a buck or two. I could buy one of these land yachts instead of a house and have a crash pad, beach condo, cabin, tail gating machine and sex palace all rolled into one!

I can see it now....... shag carpet, Barry White music, spinners, Olde English Magnum's in the fridge....... a veritable 'chick magnet' mode of transportation and male adult entertainment venue.

Can you get them big enough for a 42" plasma AND a pool table? Hot tub?