I looked at ROAR 44 and noticed that not a lot of the guys have mustaches. BUT WAY WAY TOO MANY have aol.com emails.

They should all have alpa.org emails imho.
But still, the mustache stereotype just fits thanks to Prater and many others.
Therefore I bring you the dancing ALPA rep from Herndon:
"you're the bomb sir! you're the bomb!"