This one takes the cake.

4 months after I quit, I was deleting Emaestro from my computer favorites. So, I decided to try to log back in one more time. Low and behold, my # and password still worked, I couldn't check my schedule or anything until I acknowleged the emails from scheduling. So, I check the messages....."EF for the month of XXX".

What did I do you ask? Of course, I sign up for extra flying!

Fast forward several days.
I'm on a 24 hour overnight in the caribbean and my phone rings, the # is from OH scheduling. I don't answer it but, successfully log back in to Emaestro and see they have assigned me a taxi in DTW and a 4 day trip a few days later!! What the f...?

TRUE STORY.

F'ing morons!!