My goodness, you've gained the moral high ground by hiding behind our furloughees...whatever shall I do now?!...Pull your skirt back down and relax, Deputy Fife.

This was turning into a cat fight and I thought it might be prudent to point out that both of our beloved employers have their bad points. No one is going to win this "my employer is better than yours" fiasco as Sideshow was trying to point out through a little of his trademark black humor.

You can laugh it off or fret about it and puff up your chest some more, I could care less.