What do you guys think of this idea? Some FBO's have an air-stairs that they charge $75 per hour for/ if you do not buy fuel. (We request it occasionally for our cargo Boeing 727 when we have to much cargo on-board preventing access to our aft-air stairs.) In a screwed up situation like Jet Blue's, should one try calling the local FBO for an air-stairs? Or possibly have the First Officer exit on an escape rope, find someone on the commercial ramp with the air-stairs, and bribe him to come over to your aircraft? (FYI-not a passenger pilot so do not beat me up too bad).