Originally Posted by Quagmire

"Here at GoJet Airlines, a proud member of Trans States Holdings, we take great efforts to ensure that we hire only the best. When the pilots arrive, we remind them to stand up straight and look us in the eyes. Then we show them a pretty picture of a CRJ. Then we ask them, point blank "Why do you want to work here?" As long as, "I don't" does not come out of there mouths, we hire them. For some reason we have a lot of pilots failing their initial drug tests for excessive anti-depressant use. The causes are still undetermined."