So this FedEx pilot is being interviewed by a prominent psychologist, and as part of the interview, the pilot is given the Rorschach test. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a series of ink blots that are shown to the subject, who then responds with his or her perception of what each inkblot represents. These perceptions are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation. Anyway, our guy, looks at each inkblot in turn and when asked for his impression of each, he answers by graphically telling the psychologist that each inkblot is very, very sexual in nature. After the full test is administered, the psychologist tells our boy that he has a filthy mind, and that he's embarrassed by the graphic descriptions, to which our boy says "What do you mean doc, you're the one with the dirty pictures!"
Approaching life with an open mind is a good thing, swingers club or no.