Airbus - Scud (launch it, but you never know where it might end up)
DC-10 - The motherfkn 10, Death Cruiser 10
Dornier Jet - Dork Jet, Doorknob
ERJ - Taco rocket
727- Three holer
737-200 - Thunder guppy
737-300-500 - Yuppy guppy
747-400 - Whale
757 pw equipped - Perfect Woman (tall, long legs, big tits)