Go Back  Airline Pilot Central Forums > Airline Pilot Forums > Regional
A/C Acronyms/Nicknames (4 Fun) >

A/C Acronyms/Nicknames (4 Fun)

Search

Notices
Regional Regional Airlines

A/C Acronyms/Nicknames (4 Fun)

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 02-20-2007 | 12:39 PM
  #61  
XtremeF150's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,182
Likes: 0
From: M88B
Default Good Stuff!

Originally Posted by CL65driver
737- FLUF, Fat Little Ugly ******er

Jetstream Song

To the tune of Gilligan's Island:

Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship

No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be

My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab

We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire

The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled

The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!
Alright, it took me a minute to get the tune but I have to say that made me laugh.
Reply
Old 02-20-2007 | 12:56 PM
  #62  
Line Holder
 
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,292
Likes: 1
Default

Originally Posted by CL65driver
737- FLUF, Fat Little Ugly

Jetstream Song

To the tune of Gilligan's Island:

Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship

No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be

My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab

We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire

The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled

The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!

Haha, very nice =)
Reply
Old 02-20-2007 | 05:56 PM
  #63  
bintynogin's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
From: FO
Default

ATR = Gay-TR
Reply
Old 02-20-2007 | 06:14 PM
  #64  
Fly IFR's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 343
Likes: 0
From: X
Default

Airbus = Queerbus
MD-80/90 series = Hot dog with wings
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
ToiletDuck
Hangar Talk
11
08-31-2007 11:23 PM
joel payne
Hangar Talk
3
01-13-2007 11:43 AM
TXairEMBdrv
Cargo
2
12-04-2006 05:50 AM
joel payne
Cargo
24
09-26-2006 09:04 PM
Slaphappy
Regional
1
09-08-2006 08:17 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Your Privacy Choices