CRJ- Canada's Reset Jet, barbie jet

 

ERJ - WSCOD (Whistling S... Can Of Death)

 

737- FLUF, Fat Little Ugly ******er
ERJ- Brazilian Burrito
Jetstream- Junkstream

Jetstream Song

To the tune of Gilligan's Island:

Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship

No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be

My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab

We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire

The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled

The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!

 

Saab 340 - Slob 340

 

citation X : twin cessna

 

E-120= switch b!tch

 

Shorts 360=Irish Icemaker

 

SAAB = Send Another Aircraft for Baggage
SAAB = swedish blender

 

170/190= Jungle Bus

 

EMB 120- Brakillya