Originally Posted by Bucking Bar

What if?

I mean what if it is common knowledge laughter is the best medicine and yet someone died laughing, who would you sue?
How far east can you go before your to the west?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

I mean, what if?