Bernoulli,

Your unfounded speculation would be more believable if you had used our trademarked “Rumor Creation Template”…….it’s really easy as you will see below. Just fill in the blanks and let your imagination run wild!

Hey guys,
I just heard that (insert name of airline here) is gaining (estimated number) of (anticipated type or types of aircraft). I just heard this from the (chief pilot’s wife ((don’t ask what happened with her!))/ramper/mainline guy on my jumpseat/passenger the cops had to physically remove). ((Use this space to add in some facts or authoritative sources if you have them(((Does not apply to G7/Silver Airways)))/))

I don’t receive enough food stamps along with my pay to feed the troll, sorry ladies and gents!