GoJet to increase fleet size (rumor)
03-13-2012 | 05:14 AM
#12
Gets Weekends Off
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From: B737 F/O
Bernoulli,
Your unfounded speculation would be more believable if you had used our trademarked “Rumor Creation Template”…….it’s really easy as you will see below. Just fill in the blanks and let your imagination run wild!
Hey guys,
I just heard that (insert name of airline here) is gaining (estimated number) of (anticipated type or types of aircraft). I just heard this from the (chief pilot’s wife ((don’t ask what happened with her!))/ramper/mainline guy on my jumpseat/passenger the cops had to physically remove). ((Use this space to add in some facts or authoritative sources if you have them(((Does not apply to G7/Silver Airways)))/))
I don’t receive enough food stamps along with my pay to feed the troll, sorry ladies and gents!
Your unfounded speculation would be more believable if you had used our trademarked “Rumor Creation Template”…….it’s really easy as you will see below. Just fill in the blanks and let your imagination run wild!
Hey guys,
I just heard that (insert name of airline here) is gaining (estimated number) of (anticipated type or types of aircraft). I just heard this from the (chief pilot’s wife ((don’t ask what happened with her!))/ramper/mainline guy on my jumpseat/passenger the cops had to physically remove). ((Use this space to add in some facts or authoritative sources if you have them(((Does not apply to G7/Silver Airways)))/))
I don’t receive enough food stamps along with my pay to feed the troll, sorry ladies and gents!
03-13-2012 | 05:19 AM
#14
Bracing for Fallacies
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From: In favor of good things, not in favor of bad things
I cannot believe the mods have not put the kabosh to your posts or had a word with you yet. Are you a Go Jet recruiter? I simply do not see any other regional being pimped as hard as GJ is on here, and that is actually not meant to be snarky but an honest statement.
Oh hey, is it true that ALPA would not let GJ to join up, even if GJ wanted to.?
03-13-2012 | 05:25 AM
#15
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From: Seat 0B
Guys guys guys...Lets hope bernouli is right. You ever take a walk through Ohare or Dulles? 99% of Gojet pilots are goofy lookin sideshow freaks. Theyre they have the social skills of Jeffery Dahmer. They were the guys who hung out together in their parents basement during prom. Thats why they have no problem going to Gojet. The moral of the story is...lets hope hes right. Let that place suck up all the weirdos and oddballs out there floatin around. Less we have to fly with.
Honest to god. I've trained my girlfriend. She can pick out a Gojet pilot on appearance alone from about 100 feet at Ohare. Shes right about 85% of the time.
Luckily for the rest of them, the TSA refugees going there somehwat give it a normal look
Honest to god. I've trained my girlfriend. She can pick out a Gojet pilot on appearance alone from about 100 feet at Ohare. Shes right about 85% of the time.
Luckily for the rest of them, the TSA refugees going there somehwat give it a normal look
03-13-2012 | 06:03 AM
#16
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From: Tiki bar
Come on man... I'm not sure if you're serious or if you're trying to troll... but anyway, you knew where this would end up. It would be a whole other story if you had some factual evidence/article to support your 'rumor'.
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