Originally Posted by
CALFO
It's true. And please don't try to argue this point. Just look at the man's history. He's hated unicorns ever since his Cal Express days. He has hired at CAL just to spread the hatred of unicorns to the mainline pilots. Heck, even Frank Lorenzo hated unicorns. Do you not see the connection?
I guess none of this really matters however, as the Mayan calendar says civilization will soon end and the unicorns will rule over the humans.
I have PERSONALLY witnessed his hatred of unicorns FIRST HAND! After finding out L-UAL loved them, it became his mission to ensure their destruction! He stole hay from the L-CAL pilots to ensure the L-UAL unicorns would bloat and explode! The NERVE!!!!! But, since L-UAL has more "heavy unicorns" it might be tougher than he thought! I've since heard L-UAL has decided having bridles on their unicorns is not going to happen, especially since our ops manual REQUIRES them! Looks like integrating ponies with unicorns is going to be a lot tougher than everyone thought! I had to reset my Mayan calendar back a few months for daylight savings time. Whew..............I thought I'd run out of time for a minute there!
