Jay Pierce hates Unicorns

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03-13-2012 | 11:33 AM

CALFO

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Jay Pierce hates Unicorns

It's true. And please don't try to argue this point. Just look at the man's history. He's hated unicorns ever since his Cal Express days. He has hired at CAL just to spread the hatred of unicorns to the mainline pilots. Heck, even Frank Lorenzo hated unicorns. Do you not see the connection?

I guess none of this really matters however, as the Mayan calendar says civilization will soon end and the unicorns will rule over the humans.

03-13-2012 | 12:15 PM

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I have PERSONALLY witnessed his hatred of unicorns FIRST HAND! After finding out L-UAL loved them, it became his mission to ensure their destruction! He stole hay from the L-CAL pilots to ensure the L-UAL unicorns would bloat and explode! The NERVE!!!!! But, since L-UAL has more "heavy unicorns" it might be tougher than he thought! I've since heard L-UAL has decided having bridles on their unicorns is not going to happen, especially since our ops manual REQUIRES them! Looks like integrating ponies with unicorns is going to be a lot tougher than everyone thought! I had to reset my Mayan calendar back a few months for daylight savings time. Whew..............I thought I'd run out of time for a minute there!

03-13-2012 | 01:00 PM

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It's true.

Nah, that's just his bluster for the gullible masses who lap it up. By his actions it's pretty obvious that he is a unicorn.

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Heck, even Frank Lorenzo hated unicorns.

Exactly.

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Do you not see the connection?

It is plain as day.

03-13-2012 | 02:09 PM

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I need my hearing checked. I had heard he hates "unicom" not "unicorns." Well that explains it and makes more sense.

03-13-2012 | 02:32 PM

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Stay classy, San Diego

Pearce has earned the lack of respect he is getting.

The sad part is that his antics are hurting YOUR chances of getting the best JCBA possible and you haven't figured it out yet

03-13-2012 | 03:04 PM

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They seem to think that not having a JCBA is working to their advantage somehow. Pierce may try to pull the CAL pilots out of joint negotiations. This would allow him and Jeff to work out a deal. End run around to get a deal and force UAL pilots to accept or walk without options. Hold On!

03-13-2012 | 04:28 PM

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It is not that JP hates Unicorns, he just does not want to make a living flying them.

Got to hand it to him. He makes a way better living off dues from Unicorn drivers, and soon he can use that position of trust against the drivers to land an even better gig with the big UNICON.

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