As long as it doesn't affect you personally, no biggie.





I have a Marriage License that's 27 years old. Do I also need to prove that no divorce decree or death certificate exists? It's the same Marriage License I used to prove eligibility the first time -- why do I need to do it again? What can it possibly prove? It doesn't prove that I'm still married, only that I was married 27 years ago. What can it possibly accomplish? How do I prove that something (the divorce decree or death certificate) does not exist?

I have 7 birth certificates for kids. They're the same birth certificates I used to prove eligibility the first time. The dates of the births start a 26-year clock. Do they think I can produce different birth certificates with different dates which will establish different 26-year clocks? Do I need to also prove that none of them have died by proving that death certificates don't exist, or do I need to produce them in person along with DNA tests to prove they're my real kids and not actors I've hired?

Where does the ridiculousness end?


Oh, wait, it doesn't affect me because I'm foreign based.


That makes so much sense.