2 Gal Ogre's Blood
1 Tbsp Eye of Newt
1 Tbsp Lizards Gizzard
2 Tsp Wing of Bat

Mix ingredients in large iron pot over open fire...

Good Lord. This is going to be noisy. We are going to have to get another internet. This one won't be big enough for all the "discourse" (and I use that term loosely) we are going to see both here and on the other message boards.