FAULTPUSH

Or how about if we throw out some plain vanilla mush like they've done:

"IBT hates the Frontier pilots and is actively seeking to have them fired so that real IBT pilots can fly every Airbus we have. They have bribed the Frontier CEO to lead the F9 pilots down the primrose path to separation, while really having a backroom deal with BB to trick us into not paying dues so they can sue FAPA and RAH. IBT has infiltrated FAPA leadership and the only person at the end of the day who will still have a job in the Airbus is Scott Gould - that's why he's now in management (and to fire us all)."

I don't know - it's just not as good as ATC's stuff. He makes it sound like he really believes it - I'm lacking that "je ne sais quoi"...or...umm...I don't know what.