The shortage is already here. I just got a FedEx package from Fred himself! In it was my temporary certificate for a B-777 Type, a blank check made out to Barrett-Jackson, a list of female interns to serve as my personal assistant (with pictures and measurements, of course) AND an MLB 'Golden Ticket', which gets me into any ballgame, anytime, anywhere.

Oh wait, Southwest is at the door now. Looks like they are unloading either a Ferrari or a Maserati off of a truck. Boy, this Shortage is gonna be interesting..........