^ +1
What he said..
Pretty simple. Just refuse.
This is a game that the company is playing and they are looking to take a few hostages.
Just have your **** tight and don't worry about it.
Motch
Oh, and keep taking screen shots of these "memo's/threats".. along with the log cans filled with MEL stickers and other goodies~ Gonna make for a nice lawsuit someday along with a great PR/new story.
Anyone wanna make a bet if we make the list of Great Companies To Work For anytime soon?!