This is Denise Lynn, Senior Vice President - People with an important message to the pilots of American Airlines.

Get the #%&*# back to work and quit dragging your feet! I am the vice-president and you will do what I say. Taxi at a fast pace! Ignore minor maintenance "inconveniences" and report for work even if you're not fit to fly. My Mercedes needs new tires and I'm due for another Botox treatment. Not to mention I need to get back to the company townhouse in London to pick out some new curtains. Enough of this foolishness. I'm going to vomit! If I don't see an IMMEDIATE improvement I'm going to get my buddy Sean to shove an injunction up your arses!



Yeah, what she said!