I actually saw Horton today. We both parked at the same time and awkwardly walked into a Subway together. It was kind of an awkward silence, so I asked him if he was Tom Horton.
He said, "Yes, do you work for American?"
I lied and said yes.
There was some more awkward silence, so I broke it with, "You have a pretty nice car."
He responded, "Well, if you set your goals, you're determined, and you really work hard and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."