Originally Posted by Jetjok

Hey Brown,

Congratulations on getting on with UPS. However, now you'd better change your Avatar to something less provocative, as UPS takes a dim view of employees dissing their equipment. When I was hired at UPS, there was a guy in my class that was offered a management job. He took it immediately and was very happy with his decision, until one day he was overheard calling one of those brown delivery trucks a "brown delivery truck." He was called into his boss' office and told that he would be fired if he ever again referred to a "Package Car" as a "brown delivery truck/" So you be careful out there.