Originally Posted by
SailorJerry
I'm sure the Comair pilots got the same lap dance. Cuz it's so much better when the stripper is crying.
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"