HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We'll just keep that one to oursleves.

If you've flown for a real regional (i.e. turboprops) you've probably had this happen before and even encouraged it as opposed to someone ****ing on the floor.

We held over Laramie for an hour and a half one day and one guy just decided to stand up, pull it out, and relieve himself all over the seat. I would've preferred the sack. Something the RJ crowd may not quite fathom.