Well, ok, forget the AOC. Anybody (of the "assorted people we've met on the Internet" group) willing to let me stop at your house so I can do some laundry?

We have Walmarts in Seattle, but believe it or not, I have never been into one. I guess I'm afraid I might encounter one of those People of Walmart. Or worse, someone will take a picture of me and post it to that website!

The other places listed sound, uh, interesting. I'll take it under advisement.

What's going on in the I-240 loop? Elvis sightings?