Maybe in the meantime while waiting for an official profile to be published someone (I have an idea of someone who might) could basically make a big post formatted like the published profiles and keep it current as necessary. Then when someone asks one of the zillion repeated questions, we can just post a link to that specific post...

As others have mentioned, I too spent a couple evenings reviewing this entire thread before asking questions. RI830 is more patient than just about anyone I know!