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Old 08-28-2013 | 08:04 AM
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"I've got a great idea! Let's launch a surface to air missile outside of any legal weapons range! It'll be awesome! We'll get all 220 crew members on board with this!"

"Rock on, brother! I'll spin up the gyros and get the radar warmed up."

"Missile away! Missile Away! Yeee hawwww! Go baby, go!"

"Aw crap. It hit a 747... Everyone's dead."

"No worries. I'll swear all 220 people to secrecy. Since this is the military, an arm of the government, there's no way that anyone will ever, ever talk! They'll swallow this mass murder like sheep, because we are, after all, military killer types, with no conscience. All we care about is keeping secrets from the people."