"I want my boss brought here...with a big, red ribbon on his head, so I can look him in the face and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** HE IS!"