Merit based upgrades equate to flying with the guy who you jumped over by being a but kisser.

Thank you, but I'd rather wait for my number to come up, than have to fly with FO's that I'd stabbed in the back. Flying with a ****ed off FO isn't the best plan for career longevity. Besides, I'm FO dependant. I need all the help I can get. :-)

Skyhigh, you can say "we" when you get back in. I hear that numerous airlines are having serious trouble even filling interview sessions. Jump in, the waters warm.