Somebody sent me this video of the Chairman election. I am not sure it is authentic.
The voice over goes something like:
"He led Delta's strike preparedness"
"He led National's strike preparedness"
"He's a union guy, smart, well spoken"
"He's your leader for Contract 2015!"
Then strobe lights went on and stuff fell from the ceiling. Or, that's what a guy told me who was on the crew bus.
Notice he has a hat, so it must be a Delta pilot.