Originally Posted by
Timbo
It's not my diet, I live by the three rules for being a Captain:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never walk by a men's room.
3. Never waste a hard-on, even if you're alone!
At your age, I'm inclined to believe all those dumps may not be happening
I'm just joking with you man. Segue into an old joke, and it's "back in the day" for full effect.
A good trip to an FE is getting a hamburger, hoping to hook up with one of the cabin crew.
A good trip to an FO is getting a steak, hoping to hook up with two of the cabin crew.
A good trip to a CA is getting a filet mignon, and hoping he has a bowel movement.