Tell them you have a lav overheat light and make them toss all their ice in the toilet (warning not responsible for damage to your airplanes plumbing)
Interupt their list of available beverages with Dr. Pepper, Mug Root beer, Old English malt liquor, etc.
Originally Posted by
AFPirate
You all understand that you have only one line of defense beween you and your walking boxes, right?
that would be the allegedly bulletproof thing with the deadbolt, right?